1 00:00:10,684 --> 00:00:13,573 The leadership brought us because we are short-staffed. 2 00:00:16,053 --> 00:00:18,130 Alexander Evgenievich, what should I do with this? 3 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:21,130 This home is much better than my previous one. 4 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:25,090 Major Lyapin and Captain Mokry receive medals. 5 00:00:25,170 --> 00:00:26,370 I serve Russia. 6 00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:29,072 [Nastya-android] Your novel thundered throughout the country. 7 00:00:29,152 --> 00:00:32,000 The bitch is rusty no more hazing. 8 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,456 This is an order from above. 9 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:36,736 [intense music] 10 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:42,944 Yes, we... 11 00:00:44,864 --> 00:00:46,016 So... 12 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,730 So, we, gentlemen officers... 13 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:56,730 Officers. Officers and officers. Now it will be so. 14 00:00:56,810 --> 00:00:59,390 Yes, interesting... Interesting times are coming. 15 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:01,952 So, on behalf of the management 16 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,631 I would like to express my gratitude androids for humanity. 17 00:01:06,711 --> 00:01:09,493 [Andrey] Well, actually, you here and... That's it. 18 00:01:09,573 --> 00:01:11,760 - People have already become hardened in soul. - [phone rings] 19 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,520 It's hard for people with people. 20 00:01:14,688 --> 00:01:17,180 [Andrey] Yes, freelancer, I don't have much time. 21 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:19,200 [Grushevsky] Maratich, gather guys in a handful 22 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,816 and urgently to Lazarev Lane. 23 00:01:20,896 --> 00:01:22,980 We're having a hostage situation in the bank premises. 24 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:23,952 Where does the information come from? 25 00:01:24,032 --> 00:01:26,624 [Grushevsky] I was just delivering people, who managed to escape. 26 00:01:26,704 --> 00:01:28,768 A man with a gun burst into the department. 27 00:01:28,848 --> 00:01:30,780 He can do stupid things you understand. 28 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:32,032 We were not told anything. 29 00:01:32,768 --> 00:01:35,980 They don't trust the cops yet. PR needs to be added, good deeds. 30 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:37,312 Okay, thanks. 31 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,050 Andrei Maratovich, there is an emergency in the city! 32 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:43,200 What are you reporting just now? People are calling me from the field. 33 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,620 [Andrey] Organize a riot police squad. 34 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,416 Without me with terrorists do not make contact. 35 00:01:46,496 --> 00:01:47,536 Yeah. 36 00:01:47,616 --> 00:01:50,290 And you, brothers and sisters, let's put on chain mail, 37 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:52,030 take the halberds and let's leave. 38 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:54,656 [intense music] 39 00:02:07,552 --> 00:02:10,100 Anna Nikolaevna, do you want to say something? 40 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:12,272 Andrey Maratovich, I remembered everything. 41 00:02:12,352 --> 00:02:14,700 - What did you remember? - What happened between us. 42 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:17,404 - I read it on the Internet. - Oh, so you don’t remember? 43 00:02:17,484 --> 00:02:20,810 No, I remembered. Some kind of genetic memory. 44 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,112 And guess what? 45 00:02:22,864 --> 00:02:24,848 We were a beautiful couple. 46 00:02:27,424 --> 00:02:29,870 We will not repeat the mistakes of the past. 47 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:33,220 It was a different android. Touching, clumsy. 48 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,820 So work hard Anna Nikolaevna. 49 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,992 Such a pulse. You haven't forgotten anything. 50 00:02:39,072 --> 00:02:44,064 Yes, that's it. Wear body armor and wait for the captain's order. 51 00:02:44,144 --> 00:02:47,216 Eat. Wow, what a person you are! Well, how can you not fall in love with you? 52 00:02:50,932 --> 00:02:53,072 [intro music] 53 00:02:58,592 --> 00:03:00,402 [intro music] 54 00:03:14,572 --> 00:03:16,652 [intro music] 55 00:03:24,062 --> 00:03:25,792 [music ends] 56 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 So, so, composite fool, 57 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:36,352 if you invented something for yourself again As for Andrey, then urgently change your mind. 58 00:03:37,696 --> 00:03:40,020 How to change your mind? This is love. 59 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:42,200 What kind of love, my lamp? 60 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,140 If you're really overheating, then love, but from afar. 61 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:48,176 Suffer, cry into your pillow - it's as much as you want. 62 00:03:48,256 --> 00:03:50,880 But if you try touch Andrey, 63 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:54,672 you will be harmed material damage, understand? 64 00:03:56,288 --> 00:03:57,968 Do you love him too? 65 00:04:01,872 --> 00:04:02,912 Ha! 66 00:04:05,936 --> 00:04:08,231 Only official relations. This is an order. 67 00:04:08,311 --> 00:04:12,590 Without love we will all become stale and turn into robots. 68 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:16,576 - You understand this, right? - And address me as “you.” 69 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:18,848 Why? You are older than me. 70 00:04:19,568 --> 00:04:21,936 I? I'm younger. 71 00:04:22,016 --> 00:04:24,070 Why are you so fast starting to get old? 72 00:04:24,150 --> 00:04:26,670 Can this be stopped? I was old. 73 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,860 I understand how terrible this is. This is how you feel... 74 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:33,184 You don't feel anything. You make it up - that’s all. 75 00:04:33,264 --> 00:04:35,008 You're lucky that you're a robot, a robot, 76 00:04:35,088 --> 00:04:37,620 and I have emotional abilities. 77 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,880 I love to enjoy the sunrise. 78 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,030 Mm, I like poetry. And I support Spartak, and it hurts. 79 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:46,112 But I can't deny. 80 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,000 If you do this again - I will ruin your life. 81 00:04:54,736 --> 00:04:56,032 And the spine. 82 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,712 [intense music] 83 00:05:02,144 --> 00:05:04,944 - Andrey Maratovich, another proposal. - [Andrey] Uh-huh. 84 00:05:05,024 --> 00:05:08,510 I think android is needed assigned to a human employee. 85 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:11,617 - For greater efficiency. - Great idea. 86 00:05:11,697 --> 00:05:14,410 Agree. Lyapin - with Anastasia Alexandrovna, 87 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:16,272 [Andrey] Mokry - with Anna Nikolaevna. 88 00:05:16,352 --> 00:05:17,856 - And you? - I'm alone. 89 00:05:17,936 --> 00:05:19,360 I can take two people. 90 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,536 - I can handle it. - I can do it too. 91 00:05:21,616 --> 00:05:24,666 - I’ll be more perfect. - Well, I wouldn't be so sure. 92 00:05:24,746 --> 00:05:26,675 Science has not stood still these years. 93 00:05:26,755 --> 00:05:28,680 And I have the last word technology has been created. 94 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,672 We won't. Let's not spray artificial intelligence efforts. 95 00:05:32,752 --> 00:05:35,312 [intense music] 96 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,930 Tell me what you are are you going to take action? 97 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:50,420 Will there be an assault? Who is negotiating? What do they want? 98 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,750 Lyapin, take them away. Cordon off the area with tape! 99 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,050 - Organize a headquarters in a minibus! - [Anna] Yes! 100 00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:57,324 - I'm going to the bank. - Why, Andrei Maratovich? 101 00:05:57,404 --> 00:05:59,330 Find out what the invader's requirements are. 102 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:02,944 - How are you going to find out? - I’ll ask, Mokry. Cordon off everything here. 103 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:09,792 [silence in the bank] 104 00:06:15,712 --> 00:06:17,750 - [employee] Who's there? - Police. 105 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:18,912 [employee] Why? 106 00:06:20,490 --> 00:06:23,090 Here, they say, you have been taken hostage. 107 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:25,008 Or should I look elsewhere? 108 00:06:25,088 --> 00:06:27,056 Oh yeah, sorry. 109 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,430 Well, let me talk to the invader. 110 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,040 - For what? - [Andrey] What do you mean? 111 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,220 [Andrey] Well, find out the requirements, what he wants. 112 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:41,616 Ahh! I'll call my grandfather now. 113 00:06:42,256 --> 00:06:44,930 [employee] Sorry, the police are asking for you there. 114 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:48,500 Ahh... Mentyara, are you there? 115 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:51,008 Colonel Pozharsky is listening. 116 00:06:51,088 --> 00:06:52,864 What are you listening to? 117 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,208 I'm listening to you. What are your requirements? 118 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,152 Which? 119 00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:01,728 This is what I ask: what are your requirements? 120 00:07:01,808 --> 00:07:03,264 Why did you capture people? 121 00:07:03,344 --> 00:07:05,410 A! Ah, I understand. 122 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:07,984 Find my bike! 123 00:07:08,064 --> 00:07:10,576 [grandfather] And then I’ll let everyone out. 124 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:13,370 Yes, eh... Why didn’t you go to the police immediately? 125 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:15,936 [grandfather] Yes, I came, already about a month ago. 126 00:07:16,528 --> 00:07:20,320 Two idiots are sitting in the office. One is bald, the other is young. 127 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,610 [grandfather] They only know how to laugh, devils. 128 00:07:22,690 --> 00:07:26,112 So, bastards, return my bike! 129 00:07:26,816 --> 00:07:28,800 Then I'll let everyone go. 130 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:33,160 I understand you. We start looking bike, and you take care of everyone there. 131 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,960 Search, search. 132 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,936 How else can I make them work? 133 00:07:38,016 --> 00:07:39,952 [ironic music] 134 00:07:40,032 --> 00:07:42,400 [grandmother] Well done! 135 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,800 [grandfather laughs] 136 00:07:46,256 --> 00:07:47,968 [music ends] 137 00:07:50,224 --> 00:07:52,391 - Andryukh, great. - Great. 138 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,470 Well, what teams will there be? 139 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:56,770 Stay on the bus for now. We are discussing the conditions. 140 00:07:56,850 --> 00:07:58,368 - Yeah. - [Andrey] I’m here now. 141 00:08:01,472 --> 00:08:03,850 How courageous and fearless he is! 142 00:08:03,930 --> 00:08:05,472 Stop licking the bosses. 143 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,570 Nothing will ever stop me 144 00:08:07,650 --> 00:08:09,904 from fair compliment to the boss. 145 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,740 Lyapin, Mokry, come to me. 146 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:16,432 [alert music] 147 00:08:17,328 --> 00:08:19,760 Well, let's start the assault? 148 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:23,312 - What demands did the devils put forward? - The devils are you and Mokry. 149 00:08:23,392 --> 00:08:24,976 Who asked you to find a bike? 150 00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:29,200 So, Andrei, it was he who came to Lyapin. I had a theft. I solved the case. 151 00:08:30,832 --> 00:08:32,960 Lyapin, why didn't you find the bike? 152 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,490 Andrey Maratovich, they are never found. 153 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:36,770 When was I, well... 154 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:40,096 We have nothing to do without this bike. We have a state of emergency for the entire city. 155 00:08:40,176 --> 00:08:42,986 Because two fools decided fail to fulfill one's duties. 156 00:08:43,066 --> 00:08:45,540 The best thing now is to break in into the building, this is the simplest thing. 157 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:47,472 We have riot police, and I do. 158 00:08:47,552 --> 00:08:51,022 - I'm in better shape now. - So that someone else would inadvertently get hurt? 159 00:08:51,102 --> 00:08:53,100 What if the grandfather is scared The fire will open, what then? 160 00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:55,730 Andrey Maratovich, people from the bank posted a video, 161 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:58,257 where they told that it's all about the bike. 162 00:08:59,104 --> 00:09:02,120 - The show has begun. - Lyapin, I will help you find it. 163 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,410 Let's go back to the department, find a statement, 164 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:06,896 Let's find out the circumstances and begin the search. 165 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,490 This is how you have to work, Wet. 166 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:12,112 - Andrey Maratovich, can I make you some coffee? - Tea. 167 00:09:12,192 --> 00:09:13,540 - Black or green? - Green. 168 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,408 Lemon, sugar, sweetener? 169 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,864 - Let's have some lemon. - Yes. 170 00:09:16,944 --> 00:09:18,736 - [Wet] What about me? - Here, learn, Wet. 171 00:09:18,816 --> 00:09:20,711 You need to talk to your boss like with a written bag. 172 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:23,320 Andrey, robots have no pride. Here they are... 173 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,608 Robots have love. And you have pride. Go on guard. 174 00:09:26,688 --> 00:09:28,688 [phone rings] 175 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:32,780 - Glad to hear, Alexander Evgenievich. - And what kind of emergency do you have there? 176 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:33,980 [Andrey] Let's figure it out. 177 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:36,631 Just journalists They made a mountain out of a molehill. 178 00:09:36,711 --> 00:09:38,980 Blow it back. 179 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:42,200 [Suprun] If in an hour, Maratich, you won't solve the problem 180 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,666 you will be a private again. 181 00:09:44,746 --> 00:09:47,182 I give you my word as an officer, we’ll solve everything in an hour. 182 00:09:50,704 --> 00:09:52,896 We are waiting for official comments. 183 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,540 You know, times are turbulent now. 184 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:59,456 All these artificial intelligences 185 00:09:59,536 --> 00:10:02,272 earth expansion theory have a bad impact on citizens. 186 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:05,952 Anxiety increases. Here we are and we pay for modernity. 187 00:10:06,032 --> 00:10:09,150 If the police had solved the case right away - a man wouldn't be forced 188 00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:11,008 take over an entire bank branch? 189 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,448 [shot sound] 190 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:15,724 - Let's go! - Stand! Stop everyone! 191 00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:17,800 Right now, Andrey. Now we need to storm. 192 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,440 Yes, wait, you storm. 193 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,020 [camera click] 194 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,770 Sorry, let's get the gun Shall we give it to the police? 195 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:29,010 How will I hold you hostage? 196 00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:31,510 - We'll give you a knife. - Very good. 197 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,940 - We'll start the capture now, open up! - Very good. 198 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:36,240 - What do you have there? - Take it, please. 199 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,660 It happened by accident, everyone is safe! 200 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:42,320 - Well, why are you sitting there? - [employee] And he has a knife! 201 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,952 We're scared. 202 00:10:48,496 --> 00:10:50,740 All are intact. There was an accidental shot. 203 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:53,056 - Is the criminal disarmed? - Yes. 204 00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:55,344 Then why not release the hostages? 205 00:10:55,424 --> 00:10:57,510 There's no need to rush. We carefully take every step 206 00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:00,350 we think about it, we weigh it, we pack it. Take it to the department, right in the safe. 207 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:01,808 I went to headquarters to think. 208 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,160 [intriguing music] 209 00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:10,384 Here. Near this store and our tragedy unfolded. 210 00:11:12,816 --> 00:11:15,184 [music continues] 211 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,656 External signs of android there is none, which is alarming. 212 00:11:25,568 --> 00:11:27,968 The citizen claims what from your store 213 00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:30,490 his vehicle was stolen. 214 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:32,000 Yes, I know this grandfather. 215 00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:35,712 There was such a bike... You can't ride on it. 216 00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:39,440 - Who will steal it? - In what sense is it impossible? 217 00:11:40,256 --> 00:11:43,168 Well, there is no chain, the wheels are flat. 218 00:11:43,248 --> 00:11:47,520 He just rolled it around and hung the bags on the steering wheel. 219 00:11:48,128 --> 00:11:50,432 Who could have stolen him like that? 220 00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:55,984 Thank you. 221 00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:02,260 Well, there’s no point in looking for scrap metal. But how can I explain this to my grandfather? 222 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,370 - Lyapin! - Yes? 223 00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:06,432 [Grushevsky] It just dawned on me. 224 00:12:06,512 --> 00:12:09,360 Great idea It just went to my head. 225 00:12:12,096 --> 00:12:14,684 [bike bell sound] 226 00:12:14,764 --> 00:12:16,920 [Lyapin] Here, citizen journalists. 227 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,210 So that you don't have any doubts 228 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:22,050 in the nobility of our intentions, I... 229 00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:26,364 Well, that is us. Well, I mean Ministry of Internal Affairs 230 00:12:26,444 --> 00:12:28,450 I bought my grandfather a bike instead of an old one 231 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,648 this one is beautiful new bike! 232 00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:34,080 - You're clever. - [Lyapin] Yes. 233 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,702 The old one could not be found. They've probably already been scrapped. 234 00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:40,293 Well, you see, figured out how to get out. 235 00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:42,550 And when they come with the theft and you will goof off - 236 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:44,464 Will you buy the victim a car? 237 00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:47,344 Andrey, listen, don’t exaggerate. 238 00:12:47,424 --> 00:12:49,340 Well in this situation I found such a way out. 239 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,300 Yes, if you talked to him even half an hour, nothing would have happened. 240 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,528 [Andrey] You must take part in the fate of citizens. 241 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,780 Okay, well done, let's go. 242 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:59,008 - No, I came up with this. - What did you come up with? Bike? 243 00:12:59,088 --> 00:12:59,984 Yes! 244 00:13:01,872 --> 00:13:02,864 Forward. 245 00:13:05,008 --> 00:13:06,944 [bike bell sound] 246 00:13:07,024 --> 00:13:10,704 Angry citizen Please come out, the issue has been resolved. 247 00:13:11,776 --> 00:13:15,904 Comrade pensioner, well, I hope is the conflict over now? 248 00:13:16,832 --> 00:13:19,060 - This is not my bike. - [Lyapin] Yes, not yours. 249 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:21,610 But I and the Ministry of Internal Affairs - 250 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:24,430 we bring you my deepest apologies 251 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:28,222 and we give you this one great new bike. 252 00:13:28,835 --> 00:13:32,990 I just have a small request for you. Can I have at least one hostage? 253 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,280 The hostages refuse to leave. 254 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,504 [grandfather] They demand pizza and lemonade. 255 00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:42,112 Until you find the bike, they all stay here. 256 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,568 What an idiotic look! 257 00:13:45,648 --> 00:13:47,872 [ironic music] 258 00:13:48,768 --> 00:13:52,160 - Look at the camera, you are being filmed. - That's it, I went to take it. 259 00:13:52,992 --> 00:13:55,890 Oh, Pear. Why, did you come to take a look? 260 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:58,144 Yes, I gave one a lift. Will I pass? 261 00:13:58,224 --> 00:13:59,140 Let's. 262 00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:02,224 So, citizens, let me pass. 263 00:14:03,368 --> 00:14:05,560 Andrey Maratovich, listen. 264 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,750 I think I know Where is this grandfather's bike? 265 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:11,280 - Pear, there’s no time for you now, really. - So I remembered this Samsonov. 266 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,880 I gave him rides several times. 267 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,160 [mysterious music] 268 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,720 My house. Thank you for bringing me. 269 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:22,017 Oh-ho-ho! My! 270 00:14:22,097 --> 00:14:24,250 He has problems with memory. Dementia is setting in. 271 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,610 Well, age, of course. So I bring him to the house. 272 00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:29,040 He comes out - he can’t understand where is it located? 273 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,300 So I took him around the apartments, until they recognized him 274 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:32,784 and the apartment was not shown. 275 00:14:32,864 --> 00:14:33,860 And what? 276 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:37,408 Why do we need his place of residence? Do you think you forgot? 277 00:14:37,488 --> 00:14:40,580 I forgot, I didn’t forget - I need to check the idea. 278 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:43,440 Give me two stronger girls. We quickly drive there. 279 00:14:44,352 --> 00:14:45,472 It's not far from here. 280 00:14:46,304 --> 00:14:48,432 [intriguing music] 281 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,920 Welcome. 282 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,520 Primitive police plan - bribe a terrorist with a bicycle — 283 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,100 failed as expected 284 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:57,952 and we continue cover events for you. 285 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,752 This is his house. His entrance. 286 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,648 Why did we come here? 287 00:15:26,515 --> 00:15:29,540 It's no use calling. Lives alone. 288 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:32,750 My wife has been in the cemetery for a long time. He told me about this himself. 289 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:34,064 We need to break down the door. 290 00:15:34,944 --> 00:15:38,736 But I can’t do it anymore. Maybe one of you should use a shoulder? 291 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,960 We have no right to break in like that. 292 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,472 Well then, let's jump over the balcony. 293 00:15:58,352 --> 00:16:00,896 Stop this useless flirting, I say. 294 00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:04,480 I obey you but a woman in a male team 295 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,160 always increases motivation. 296 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,616 There's his balcony. 297 00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:10,576 And there's a bicycle. 298 00:16:12,290 --> 00:16:13,936 The old man rolled up and forgot. 299 00:16:14,832 --> 00:16:17,312 How can I get it? The Ministry of Emergency Situations must be called. 300 00:16:24,352 --> 00:16:26,336 [epic music] 301 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:31,952 Idiot. I was involved in mountaineering. 302 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:41,536 But it shouldn’t have been done that way. 303 00:16:42,204 --> 00:16:46,480 - What? - The house is old, and you’re heavy. 304 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,576 Yes, I don’t even weigh 60. 305 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,008 [loud sound of falling] 306 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:58,192 [electric squeak] 307 00:16:58,272 --> 00:17:00,704 Lie down, you fool, you'll kill the whole herd. 308 00:17:00,784 --> 00:17:04,100 Oh my! Is she even alive? 309 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:09,440 You go to the bank, take the bike, and I'll take her to the hospital. 310 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:13,390 - Will you carry it? - I'm alive. A little bit damaged. 311 00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,776 - What a fool. - Oh my! 312 00:17:15,856 --> 00:17:17,950 How you remind me of my Valka! 313 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:21,160 I was young, it didn’t matter. She bent nails, well! 314 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,450 She opened the bottle with her eye. It seemed like there would be no demolition. 315 00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:26,790 You still take care of yourself. 316 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:28,870 Thanks for taking care of me. Let's go. 317 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:33,200 I'll take the bike. And you are like that Don't show yourself in front of journalists. 318 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,712 [bike bell sound] 319 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,512 Mine! 320 00:17:48,592 --> 00:17:51,632 [giggles] That's him! 321 00:17:51,712 --> 00:17:55,072 It's him! It's him! Yes! 322 00:17:55,728 --> 00:17:58,288 Andryukh, what are we doing? Shall we take it? 323 00:17:58,864 --> 00:18:00,608 Where? To jail? 324 00:18:01,184 --> 00:18:04,000 -Where to? - The special services will deal with it. 325 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:08,544 - Let him go with his bike. - This is mine! It's him! 326 00:18:08,624 --> 00:18:09,680 Where should we go? 327 00:18:11,664 --> 00:18:14,660 And you - home. To the wives. And for the rest of the public 328 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,620 let it be a movie shoot. Just stupid provincials 329 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:21,982 took everything seriously - and a nationwide emergency arose. 330 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,936 Guys, let's load up. 331 00:18:26,384 --> 00:18:29,315 And I know why you spared, Pozharsky. 332 00:18:29,395 --> 00:18:31,742 Because in this old man you see yourself. 333 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:36,848 Alone in a funny apartment and with an old bicycle. 334 00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:40,960 I don't see any reason so I can finish this way. 335 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,524 You understand that this is the case showed us again: 336 00:18:48,604 --> 00:18:50,930 the police are short human relationship 337 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:54,160 by human police officers to human citizens? 338 00:18:55,456 --> 00:18:58,464 That's the problem detected in organs. 339 00:18:59,536 --> 00:19:03,936 I understand the reason is that people bore people and irritate them. 340 00:19:04,016 --> 00:19:07,600 Even professional begins burnout, like in a family. 341 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,560 But if we don't find the strength within ourselves, 342 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,980 then in the future we may be replaced 343 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:18,128 artificial intelligence, robots, androids. 344 00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:22,915 And androids can relate to people as human beings. To everyone. 345 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,520 - [Andrey] With affection. - [Lyapin] How to drink, Andryukh. 346 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,136 They will replace us. 347 00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:31,072 We will not take out the weasel robots of the future. 348 00:19:33,392 --> 00:19:35,340 And the glass? 349 00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:37,152 From the throat, like a man. 350 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,888 Then the cops will be replaced, understand? 351 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,344 I've already cried about this. 352 00:19:52,176 --> 00:19:53,424 What is this, they... 353 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,817 They will also come to MMA, right? 354 00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:59,190 They will come to MMA, to become teachers, 355 00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:00,976 then they will get to a taxi. 356 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:07,680 Never. 357 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:14,106 No. A person needs talk to the person. 358 00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:18,355 Yell at him. Like a therapy session. 359 00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:20,720 And you go to the microwave no matter how much you shout - 360 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,330 it doesn't compare than for a living person. 361 00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:26,048 [Grushevsky] Here. That's why it's warm 362 00:20:26,631 --> 00:20:28,808 and intimate conversation. 363 00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:31,360 - That's what sets us apart. Right? - [all] Uh-huh. 364 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,816 Here. By the way, I have there is only one passenger. 365 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,168 Calls only me. 366 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,730 We drive around the city all night. Well, of course, he’s a little... 367 00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:41,824 For what? 368 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,592 To talk it out. 369 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,500 Well, first of all, it's cheaper, than going to a psychotherapist. 370 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,664 And secondly... 371 00:20:52,848 --> 00:20:54,688 And the road is the same... 372 00:20:56,704 --> 00:20:57,888 Russian. 373 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,464 I think many will be replaced 374 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,248 but many will remain. 375 00:21:05,328 --> 00:21:07,168 [happy music] 376 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,288 What if we are like dinosaurs? 377 00:21:11,376 --> 00:21:13,824 Will we all die out? Well, that's it? 378 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:19,728 No. I think we are like smelt. 379 00:21:19,808 --> 00:21:23,660 Oh, this is deep. 380 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,810 [Lyapin] Give it. 381 00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:28,608 How about smelt? 382 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,672 Well, did she live with dinosaurs? 383 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,272 - Yes. - But even now we are happy. 384 00:21:34,352 --> 00:21:35,616 [everyone laughs] 385 00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:38,750 This is very interesting meaningful conversation. 386 00:21:40,016 --> 00:21:41,340 [music ends] 387 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:42,752 Good evening. 388 00:21:45,008 --> 00:21:47,470 Thank you, Anya. Oh, Anna Nikolaevna. 389 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:48,544 Everything is so... 390 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:54,288 Andrey Maratovich, I obey only you. 391 00:21:55,568 --> 00:21:58,620 Well, you know, this is already superfluous. 392 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:02,176 It's a rush. Reprimand if you deem it necessary. 393 00:22:02,256 --> 00:22:03,584 [shot sound] 394 00:22:04,336 --> 00:22:06,368 Well, what kind of rubbish is this? 395 00:22:06,448 --> 00:22:09,648 Anastasia Alexandrovna, hand over your personal weapons immediately! 396 00:22:10,544 --> 00:22:11,712 [shot sound] 397 00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:15,137 Koshelka, what did you expect? I am the highest point of evolution. 398 00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:17,232 Stop shooting, women! 399 00:22:17,312 --> 00:22:19,160 - What's happened? - Hide, Kudasov! 400 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,640 - Exercises, understand? - Yeah. 401 00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:23,216 Officers, fuck your leg! 402 00:22:23,296 --> 00:22:25,792 [sounds of gunfire] 403 00:22:28,336 --> 00:22:29,824 What are you doing? 404 00:22:30,576 --> 00:22:32,224 [sounds of gunfire] 405 00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:35,936 - Stop! - [Andrey] Calm down! 406 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,896 Calm down! The weapons were handed over, quickly! 407 00:22:42,624 --> 00:22:44,512 Surrender your weapons, I say! 408 00:22:45,056 --> 00:22:46,096 Ay! 409 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:50,346 And cartridges too! That is, they got all the bullets and handed them over to me! 410 00:22:50,426 --> 00:22:52,420 For each bullet you write an explanatory note. 411 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,696 That is a report. 412 00:22:54,336 --> 00:22:56,086 - [Andrey] Fools! - [Wet] Maratich! 413 00:22:58,112 --> 00:23:00,176 [intriguing music] 414 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:16,384 Andrew, I'm sorry. I'll be a minute. 415 00:23:17,248 --> 00:23:20,688 - I've been thinking about it. - Well, it sounds threatening. 416 00:23:22,288 --> 00:23:23,520 I have an idea. 417 00:23:24,352 --> 00:23:26,480 All your employees are robots. 418 00:23:27,888 --> 00:23:30,416 [laughs] 419 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:31,952 Why such conclusions? 420 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,720 You know, they are some kind of iron women. 421 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,950 No, I understand, it sounds fantastic. I'll think about it some more. 422 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:42,128 But I look at them - 423 00:23:42,832 --> 00:23:46,288 and behind them is a mystery. I have the intuition of a detective. 424 00:23:47,584 --> 00:23:48,912 Be careful with them. 425 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:52,160 I will, of course, keep an eye on them. 426 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,860 About the results of observations report only to me. 427 00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:56,208 Well, of course. 428 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,504 All? 429 00:24:00,608 --> 00:24:02,560 Well, in general terms that's all. 430 00:24:04,224 --> 00:24:05,296 Andryukh! 431 00:24:06,336 --> 00:24:07,536 - Take care of yourself. - Well... 432 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,600 [ironic music] 433 00:24:30,176 --> 00:24:32,256 Well, have you calmed down? 434 00:24:35,824 --> 00:24:38,752 This is war. There will only be one left. 435 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,808 [upbeat music] 436 00:24:42,590 --> 00:24:44,288 Have you already started taking bribes? 437 00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:46,208 This thing is a resonance. 438 00:24:46,288 --> 00:24:47,970 Grief burst into our lives. 439 00:24:48,050 --> 00:24:49,070 Who discovered the loss? 440 00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:52,608 I will create the most terrible bomb and detonate it. 441 00:24:52,688 --> 00:24:54,540 Oppenheimers were born. 442 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:57,580 - The androids will take care of the matter. - Were they replacing us? 443 00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:59,600 You will have to report to Moscow.